Mr. Bill is Shocked!

"The United States Senate has been hijacked by the Democratic leadership," Majority Leader Bill Frist of Tennessee said. "Never have I been slapped in the face with such an affront to the leadership of this grand institution."

Ohhh NOOOOO!

"The United States Senate has been hijacked by the Democratic leadership," said Majority Leader Bill Frist. "They have no convictions, they have no principles, they have no ideas," the Republican leader said.

I'm sorry Mr. Bill. Looks like they have at least a few ideas.

"Once again, it shows the Democrats use scare tactics. They have no conviction. They have no principles. They have no ideas," Frist said. "But this is the ultimate. Since I've been majority leader, I'll have to say, not with the previous Democratic leader or the current Democratic leader have ever I been slapped in the face with such an affront to the leadership of this grand institution."

Now Mr. Bill, that's probably why the "last Democratic leader" isn't. In fact, last check. I don't think he's even in the Senate Mr. Bill.

Frist continued, "It means, for now on, for the next year and a half, I can't trust Sen. Reid."

Now Mr. Bill. You have to play nice in the neighborhood for all the other children to want to play with you. Have you been acting trustworthy youself?

But wait! Mr. Bill.

I..I...I think I can hear it off in the distance.

Yes...I believe that's it! Mr. Bill, get ready....help is on the way!

Here it comes.....


Lay down Mr. Bill. Take many deep breaths and the boys in the crew will take good care of you. They may even take you to the family hospital....if you're nice.

No...

But wait...

Do I hear another one!.........

The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Schwarzenegger yesterday raised the specter of having to raise taxes if his special election agenda fails.

The TERMINIATOR edition, with the old crew and everything!

Poor Republicans. Having a tough month? The Waaaambulance is always available to help out.